The Stuf I Encounter Each Day

Hey everyone and welcome to the crazy little thing I call life. My blog truthfully is just a bunch of stuff that I see each day or that just makes me go "awww" for more than two seconds. Haha.


PE today my damn friend Paco just had to pose! lol

PE today my damn friend Paco just had to pose! lol

Reblogged from u-ltravi0lets

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via pizza)

Reblogged from amoying

amoying:

do horses end their prayers with neigh-men

(via pizza)

Reblogged from 4gifs

(via pizza)

Reblogged from dionthesocialist

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

(via pizza)

Reblogged from holdnoquarter
holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

(via pizza)

Reblogged from juilan

methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

(Source: juilan, via pizza)

Reblogged from dokiai
  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
Reblogged from blackblackgold

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Reblogged from petcanadian
pizza:

petcanadian:

Just murdered pizza and her family! They were delicious.

i escaped hehehehe

pizza:

petcanadian:

Just murdered pizza and her family! They were delicious.

i escaped hehehehe